If you’re a girl that likes to get drunk and have a one night stand, better go to his place than yours – that way if you get a scare when u see his face upon waking up you can just slide out asap- imagine him lingering all day at your place introducing himself to all your roomates + knowing where you live for cute surprise visits.
When seeking quality dance music in the oceans of junk, watch out for the word “soulful” -for example “Deep and Soulful house mix”. It typically means there will be cheesy strings popping up to fill some lull, because the computer geek technician who thought he was a musician, after building up some rhythm from a few electronic key strokes of luck
suddenly found himself with something and then asked himself now what?
Beware the word “still” when downloading or renting any porn (if you ever, god forbid) – for example “Still Insatiable Veronica”
It means a 50+ year old lady still doing her thing on camera. But best of all, she will have this happily surprised look on her face and her orgasms are more likely to be real (and possibly scary).
Never judge a girl’s body when the girl is laying down on the beach – all the goods sit to perfection in that position. Wait till she stands and walks in a skimpy bikini.
Cellolite.. gods curse to his most beautiful creation
Darker color reflects less light – hence we see less details. A tanned body conceals undesired details.
Sayings I like:
What did the devil tell god: maybe they fear you but they love me
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes